So what would you like to be called?
A good boy
Hey im straight but ill still call you a good boy if it makes you happy
Oh if only the world worked that way en mass…
Good boooooooy. smirk
Please. Stop. I can only get so erect!
Awh
Bring me bottoms, dad is hungry.
Hi daddy
Stamets is my type too, and Fitz from agents of shield, I guess I have a nerdy type
Oh Fitz really is something… My poor tortured baby.
Kindly get out of my head please and thank you.
No. Free rent.
Didn’t know I was your type. Good to know I have options if I’m in your neck of the woods
What can I say. I’m a simple man with simple pleasures
I literally fantasize about having a long and intimate conversation with a mycologist while drinking far too many overpriced cocktails at a high end prix fixe restaurant.
I mean… Same
I could bore you for hours talking about theoretical biology and evolutionary dynamics, the development and maintenance of pro-social behavior in human evolution, international politics and military strategies, and why dogs are better than cats and vice versa.
Unfortunately, other than having one of my favorite grad school professors being a mycologist, I might not fit your mold, so to speak…
Listen. As long as we can have intellectually stimulating conversation, cuddles, get to have dogs, raise mushrooms, and smash celestial dust in the formation of an accretion disk then I’m down
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I almsot fit, but I can never get a tattoo. Every time I try shit happens. Like the last time I was going to get one I had the money, my birthday was coming up, and it was gonna fall on a 3 paycheck month, so I started looking into local artists. That was January 2020. Right before everything shut down.☹️
I do have stretched ears though. Got that at least.
I for one nominate adorable, gentle, slutty, gorgeous, pliable Stamets to link to his OF. I wanna see your bod impaled by the cake guys.
If I was even remotely attractive enough, I’d be all over that. Throw a set of chastity keys at one of em. Or all of em. Alas, I have titties.
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