Buy… better BUY that guy a pardon

Ngl

I’m surprised the feds haven’t Epsteined him.

(Shocked pikachu) What? That’s the Russian flag??? No… we’re totally just using the white, blue, and red of OUR flag you silly…

Highland coo

Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??

Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”

Holy hell this is great. Thank you

How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?

Keep in mind; the crazies… uber Christian crazies… and I can’t say this part loudly enough, NEED there to be a war as it will bring about the second coming of Christ…

This is why every thing the crazies have pushed - moving the us embassy to Jerusalem; backing Israel at every turn, while questioning every other Jewish activity, and tearing up the Iran nuclear deal… they WANT!!! They NEED there to be a war… this is their design.

Your pupper ??

The Spice must harooooooooooo owoooooooooo

Hey Siri, define "face eating leopard "

She’s my hero

according to a report published Friday by The New York Times

Friday!!!

The actual FUCK?!!?!!?

Why is this shit not reported DURING the election!??!

–oh right, access and $$$ Assholes.

Not short term memory loss…

THAT is the plan… destroying any and all infrastructure.

Own me harder Daddy Trump…

I have a long distance call from Arakis, the Fremen are on line 1…

I long for the day that ANYTHING close to this happens in the USA

Because he think of himself as America’s Himmler…

They don’t want to pay you?

The word “slave” is frowned upon?

I shouldn’t pay for shit like this.

Must BOOP the snoot!!