Will it also get rid of these pesky stains on my shirt?

Oh no; I saw it was the DM… I just assumed that the writer must have been American.

You are SO correct, as I should have realized by the giraffe unit of measure.

I’m at a loss as to the Venn diagram where giraffe and imperial would overlap…

Dear gods

How far will these Americans go to not use the metric system… ffs

This a great idea… however the link on THEIR website, goes to nowhere.

Sigh. They really need to fix that.

Kinda hard to install your app if it’s not in the store. – because searching for “revolt” brings up nothing as well.

Facepalm

Dear gods; that is a thing of beauty.

Hey DNC. Do this with Trump and every member of congress

wood have

Sigh

Hey everyone look at this!!

Don’t talk about Epstein.

Jinkies!!

Terrified that sounds so on point.

Trump has crazy people supporting him… Film at 11…

Ffs

🤣🤣

Indians are far more concerned with the speed of the pitch; and spin v pace…

Bloody smegging hell. Thank you!!!

This makes me so happy!

Please tell me HE redid this … either way it is glorious…

Buy… better BUY that guy a pardon

Ngl

I’m surprised the feds haven’t Epsteined him.

(Shocked pikachu) What? That’s the Russian flag??? No… we’re totally just using the white, blue, and red of OUR flag you silly…

Highland coo

Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??

Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”

Holy hell this is great. Thank you

How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?