• Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee
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    Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

    In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

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      Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I’m sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I’d like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      It’s crazy uncomfortable though. Things get stuck or squished at the least opportune moments. I don’t think I’ve met an adult man who prefers them over the other options yet.

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        I wear panties instead of men’s underwear and have a dick and balls. Not uncomfortable at all. Just gotta find ones that fit right (I do have some that do cause such issues on occasion)). Wouldn’t consider myself a man tho.

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    Ah yes, the fresh smell of pussy when opening your roof window… brings back memories…

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      I’m guessing they hung it upside down and if hung properly it would be a Christmas tree