You never forgetti about the spaghetti man!
Now datsa spicy-ah meat-ah-ball!
🤌🤌
I initially thought this was dumb but I keep seeing it and it’s growing on me. I am becoming spaghettified.
You’re gonna want to get rid of that micro-singularity before it eats enough to stick around.
Mama Mia!
why is there a weird dimple in his roof? I want to say HVAC but no way are the vents that wide
Dunno, but there’s a weird dimple in mine too, so it’s apparently a thing.
Do you ever worry that he might be up there?
Well I never really consciously registered the nook until now, so… Guess I’m not sleeping tonight.
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
Probably a conspiracy by Big Spaghetti to provide nooks for their agents to hide in.
It’s free real estate!
Fuck off, if you’re gonna lurk on my ceiling I expect rental payments.
Edit: AND your share of the electricity!
i provide marinara. that is rent.
the hvac duct runs through our roof dimples. also rats, during rat season.
Because the joke doesn’t work without it
He could easily just hang from a flat ceiling with two forks like a normal pizza chef
Normal pizza chefs use their fists for everything. You’re thinking of Johnny Two Forks
And I’m trying to keep
up above in my head
Spaghetti man, Pastafarian prophet of Doom.
Italian X-files
BA BI BU
Do you know the spaghetti man?
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