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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Doctors pull knife from man's eye that went through his brain with minimal damage

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Doctors pull knife from man's eye that went through his brain with minimal damage

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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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Doctors pull knife from man's eye that went through his brain—and he's fine now
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It's the exact path, not the apparent severity, that matters most, doctors say.
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    The knife was probably made of metal or some other hard material, that’s why damage was minimal.

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      okay, it took me 15min to understand the joke, the knife has minimal damage

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      Interesting theory, a hard material? Super weird they didn’t use a standard jelly knife

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        I use my penis because of safety.

        That shit hasn’t been hard since the 70s.

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        What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly a knife into your brain

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          The brain is jelly, you can’t use a jam knife for jelly brains

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            something something cheese knife

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        His first attempt was with a water pick. He missed and hit his mouth and accidentally hydrated. The experience would leave him shaken and he wouldn’t make another attempt for 12 years.

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          You made me laugh out loud in the bathroom stall, now I can’t leave or people will know who the maniac is

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