Two man stand and converse, one holding a dog and the other alone. The one without a dog says “I mean it’s a cool dog but I was hoping for a borzoi.” The other quickly replies “oh shit, right. Hold on one second man.”

A paint tool stretches the dog horizontally.

A paint tool stretches the dog’s legs vertically. It now resembles a greyhound with the head of an anteater.

The dogless man smiles and confirms “THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT MAN”

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  • Ayutsu@lemmy.zip
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    15 days ago

    Those snoots don’t make sense. I don’t think my brain will compute it if I ever see one in person.

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      15 days ago

      Well, first you have to see the dog as a being without autonomy. A thing to be molded and deformed freely. Then it might make a bit more sense.