You silly gooses. It’s a guitar hero controller.



I hope it’s an Xbox
what the frick?! I ordered an Xbox remote!
It works, it’s just a little different of a control scheme than you’re used to. You’ve really gotta get it up there before itll start working though, if it’s not deep enough it won’t be able to read the inputs correctly.


This looks an awful lot like our losers trophy for our fantasy football league. I designed it so each years loser get another dick section added.
Nah that ain’t mine.
I ordered the extra large.

I’ve been able to use this .gift twice in 24 hours, yippie!
“Discrete packaging”
Oh. It looked bigger in the picture.
that was the black color.
They shrunk the satellite of love?
in the not too distant future
1-800 DILDOS? They can’t have my brand! I have special holes!
Look. Look with your special holes.
Firmly intact through a daunting system where smaller packages often get damaged or lost, congrats!













