Left is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers

You’re making a good argument here.
Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now
I propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.
But also doesn’t cover up the genitals, which is my main reason for ever even wearing pants.
They trapped his member but maintained the freedom of his testicles. This is the future that liberals want
Not warmth and protection from thorny branches?
I’m not some manly bushman traversing the wilderness on my daily journey to the office. I just don’t want Dorothy from HR on my ass…
Is the option on the left still a pair of pants or is it something else like a quad of pants?
A square of pants
A pair of a pair of pants
It’s a pairs of pants.
Ha I have this for my dog and I recommend it as it’s basically dog shoes that are so much easier to put on.
Forbidden third suspender
Duuuude where do I get a pair of those for my dog? He hates the snow.
The real question involves a [broncosaurus] and a tie. Would they wear it at the top of their neck or the bottom?
Do you wear your tie at the top of your neck?
Just have it drawn by the Hannah Barbara animation team, they know where a collar goes
Oh man I wanna get my dog winter pants now
They’re nice to have for generally cleanliness, but for dogs with long or curly coats they can be absolutely vital to prevent them from looking like this after a winter walk:










