The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
Me looking at that vague “SPICES” that could be anything
Yellow No. 5
A little bit of mustard in my life,
A little bit of marigold by my side,
A little bit of lemon’s all I need,
A little bit of gold is what I see
It is by far the healthiest condiment, with salt being its primary vice.
Absolute anarchy
Become ungovernable.
Don’t talk to me until you’ve grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the “Open here” text and, instead of opening there, you’ve opened it AT HOME, you coward.
But when I got it home it was here.
Now eat the packet you coward.
You rebel! Next you’ll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
Hey, that’s illegal. Half of Gitmo is label rippers.
Left handed, I see.
Or maybe teeth handed?
or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic
Surely can’t be more adrenalin junkie than that :)
You can’t be tamed.
Shut up Meg
do you call them sachets?
Maybe. Like, sa-cheTs? Or Sa-shays?
“Yes officer, that man right there.”
Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?
Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don’t kink shame =)
