Adam Ellis | Bluesky
Transcript
Comic in 3 Panels
Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience
Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?
Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.
Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.
Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true
Joe: Wow.
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Comic by @adamtots
Tweet by @spinningjoe


You got my hopes up.
I don’t wish Alex anything but a long life after a hopefully complete rehabilitation of his sociopsthic habits.
But I do have a nice drink set aside for my own enjoyment on the day that I’m convinced Alex will stop harming others.
I don’t have any particularly strict rule about how I get convinced he is done hurting people. I suspect I’ll see it in the obituaries rather than an op-ed. But I’m open to either.
Alex doesn’t seem likely to fix his life, but he also looks like he doesn’t cares well for his health…so I do have that drink near the front of the cabinet.
Oh well. My nice drink can wait. Maybe I’ll open it to celebrate his reform yet. Like Alice, I try to believe six impossible things before breakfast.