• petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 hours ago

    Oh fucking hell, we’ve reached the “artisan” stage of the argument.

    You’re being hired as one, so I don’t understand what all this contempt is for. I didn’t realize you hated your profession so much.

    If you spend only 30-seconds looking at my 20-line changes, I’m just going to skip you and hit the merge button myself. What value add are you possibly providing. A check mark?

    I know what the services do. I know which services communicate. I know what the request flow should look like.

    Oh, I see. So, by

    “Create a sequence diagram showing the interaction between these five services for this request flow”

    You did not mean that the AI would discover these connections for you, something I might consider to be saved time, you meant that you would write:

    Service A connects to service B. Service A connects to service C. Service B connects to service D. Service D connects to service E with the label “Once per day”. …

    You know, this is starting to look like a fairly typical mermaid diagram. I suppose you’re counting the semi-colons as saved time?

    You keep trying to erase that distinction because your entire “ticket-to-implementation” continuum depends on it not existing.

    My friend, my beloved brother in arms, it’s not just Suno. This “screwdriver” you’re fond of does not live up to my standards. At all. I can only assume that you are satisfied by the tangled mess of bullshit I’ve seen these AI-programmers produce because you care fuck-all about the work you’re doing.

    If I have it generate a sequence diagram, and it comes out wrong, and I correct it, and I have it generate a new sequence diagram, and it comes out wrong, and I have to correct it, and I have it generate a new sequence diagram, and it comes out wrong again—I may as well just have made the damn thing myself. This has been my experience every fucking time.

    You are free to let the buzzards spread your garden seeds for you, I suppose. But not in my garden. I would ban you from my repos so fucking fast.