This pedophile is obsessed with changing names of things… “mine mine mine” mentality of a 4 year old. It’ll always be Lake Ontario, just as its Gulf of Mexico.
I think we can use this opportunity to rename these bodies of water after indigenous names. I’ve heard that some people in Mexico are now calling the Gulf Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl to celebrate their indigenous history. We should rename the lake to a name chosen by the Ojibwe
“Ontario” is already an indigenous word.
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario#Etymology :
Ontario is a term thought to have Indigenous origins, either Ontarí:io, a Huron (Wyandot) word meaning “great lake”,[16] or possibly skanadario, which means “beautiful water” or “sparkling water” in the Iroquoian languages.[17]
Ontario is a colonial derivation of an indigenous word. Your own source provides 2 potential options for indigenous names: Ontarí:io and Skanadario
What’s the difference between a (bad connotation) “colonial derivation” and a (neutral connotation) “transliteration?”
Remember, there was no native writing system and therefore no original orthographic form to be faithful to. “Ontario” and “Ontarí:io” are damn similar, so who’s to say “Ontario” wasn’t just a reasonable 17th Century transliteration from the time before diacritical marks were a thing?
We could ask the Haudenosaunee Nation, given that they’re Iriqouian speakers
I would name it Lake Biden. Or Lake Obama. You know, to celebrate at least a modicum of competence.
How about Lake Epstein?
Or maybe one of the victims to not look like anybody is celebrating the guy. Im just worried Trump wouldnt get the reference. No way the guy remembers any of the victims names.
Nah, keep it Ontario, they may not be well managed (I’m not pretending a Ford is a good leader), but we oughta love them anyways. We can rename Lake Michigan to Lake Canada or something
The United States….
Bitch, no. Just the whiny pedophile rapist is considering it.
“Distract the president with this while we pillage the economy” - Stephen Miller probably
I hope Canada renames Trump to “Pedophile” in retaliation.
THE GREATEST LAKES:
LAKE AMERICA
LAKE AMERICA
LAKE AMERICA
LAKE AMERICA
and
LAKE AMERICATHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS WATER
Lake Aladeen, and it’s not even really hyperbole.
The results are in, you are HIV aladeen.
😧
All your rivers, lakes, gulfs, and straits are belong to us!
Lake Epstein
I remember the great lakes with HOMES.
I guess it’s not too hard to switch to SHAME
Lake Epstein
Following up on his previous success in renaming The Gulf of Mexico.
/s
Out of curiosity I just checked Google maps, hopoing they were just placating him. Nope still the thing I’m not going to ever call it.
In the UK, it still shows Gulf of Mexico, but with gulf of America in parentheses. Google needs to grow a pair.
Canada should rename it either Lake de Salaberry or Lake Brock.
The funny thing is 99% of Americans would be completely oblivious to the nature of those names. (They are military leaders who successfully repelled America’s attempts to invade during the War of 1812.)
They should name it after the one that burned down the Whitehouse
There were two of them, but I guess they could combine them. Lake Cockburn-Ross.
Or they could rename the streets around the American embassy in Ottawa to those names. That would work too.
Wait, Cockburn burned the white house?
How about Lake Epstein Files?
That works if we find trump deep within it.
Well to be fair, Lake Superior, Lake Huron, and Lake Erie all also partially reach into Canada. So maybe rename all of them to Lake America too, just to keep it consistent /s
I am terrified of the world we live in when world leaders can act like petulant children, and it’s not even worthy of seriously reporting on.
How do people that meet this man resist the urge to drive their hands deep into his flabby neck folds and choke the life out of him? Or at least slap the dumb look of his greasy face?
It’s virtue signaling at this point. I live in Fl and all the dumb ass MAGA call it the gulf of America. You’ll see all the loyal MAGA in those states pile on if he does rename a lake.
Honestly I don’t mind it anymore it tells me exactly who you are when you say it and lets me weed you out immediately as someone I want to know.
I’m not sure “virtue” is the right word. Perhaps “asshole signaling”?
“Trump’s bitch signaling”
Vice signaling
Someone shit their pants again.
I’d be shitting myself too if my legacy was cemented as being America’s first felon rapist pedo traitor president.

He didn’t like ford telling him to kiss his ass, and calling him a loser it seems. … ah well











