Typical askreddit post, lol.
Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?
Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”
“What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed”
right up there with “Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?”
Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?
I heard that paired with loud chewing noises is sure to attract a fine femoid
I’d wait until 23:58 to make my decision and then go for $19 because who knows what can happen in 2 seconds
2 minutes?
You think he has time to count that many numbers? He’s got $19 to spend!
I’m about to go to sleep. I’ll sleep better knowing I have $19, but probably wouldn’t sleep at all knowing $7 billion is showing up tomorrow. I don’t think I’m cut out for the billionaire life, but I’m prepared to try.
19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?
Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Boom now I have 14 billion dollars
I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷♂️
I dunno, I could really go for a pizza right now…
The horse’s name was friday
That’s no choice at all.
delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick
Tick. tick, tick people. Let’s go, now! There may not be another tomorrow. /s
Always take the upfront cash! Currency devalues over time so that 7 billion could be worthless by tomorrow. But $19 invested correctly today could be worth a trillion dollars by tomorrow.
Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.
For one easy payment of $19 today and one really hard payment of $7B tomorrow.
I see you’ve also read the Facebook comments on similar posts. Another popular one is “$19 right now is a sure thing but I could die in my sleep, I’ll take the $19”.
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$19 right now, obviously. If I get hit by a bus and die between now and tomorrow, then I’ll have ended up with nothing
think of the tax implications too!
No no. There are wealth companies out there that you can pay millions to and they will make sure you don’t have to pay any taxes.
I’d still take the $19 though. Sure money now is better than potential money in the future.
What if I want to pay taxes, can I just enter 7 billion into the online FreeTax USA website?
Yes, mark it down as “criminal income” so they don’t ask questions
$19 right now. It says “7 billions dollars”, and there’s no real currency called billions dollars.
