This is the most boring d&d party. How about:
- firefighter
- policerogue
- mailcleric
- fisherranger
“I cast Detect Dead… Letter.”
maleclerk
fisherranger
Favored enemy: bass.
LineSorcerer MilkBard HandyArtificer CameraWarlock
Quick! Mailcleric cast spare the…package! This one’s taken a beating!
Fooman = FooFighter
They can’t all be the same class tho.
Firefighter
Policeranger
Mailmage
Fisherbard
And let’s assign their race, too.
Human Firefighter
Elf Policeranger
Gnome Mailmage
Half-Orc Fisherbard
Why do you have to bring race into it?!
/s
So the policeranger has an excuse to shoot the rest of them
So the DM knows what bonuses they have. 😌
eh, fishers are more rangers than police.
Excel level autocomplete
Stewardess = Airline Passenger Fighter
There are no such thing as fellow passengers, only foe passengers.
Nah.
Airline Passenger Paladin.
They cast ‘banish’ and you’re out of the plane.
Policeman = Police officer
Fireman = Fire officer
Repairman = Repair officer
Mailman = Mail officer
Fisherman = Fisher officer
I’m just saying nobody ever wrote a song called “Fuck the Fisher Officer…”
Streetman = Streetfighter
woman = wofighter?
Hackerfighter
Streetman = streetfighter
Idk what’s streetman though.
Excel be like
If somebody told me this was how German worked I would believe it so I wonder if the reverse is true
In frontend development, it’s pretty common to use German to stress test UIs, as it’s a commonly used language with a lot of long words. It reveals all sorts of UI issues - text that doesn’t wrap properly, buttons that are pushed off the screen, etc.
I don’t know German, but I do like the idea of using compound nouns rather than inventing new words.
It’s also common to test UIs with Arabic, to test handling of right-to-left languages. At work we have a “fake RTL” language that’s English but rendered RTL. It’s interesting because everything is flipped - for example, a left-hand sidebar is instead on the right side in RTL languages. Company logo is at top right instead of top left.
You will be happy to know I have confirmed your identity as a Non-Israeli.
Because I used Arabic as an example rather than Hebrew? Or because I’m unfamiliar with RTL languages?
In any case, it’s pretty easy to figure out that I’m Aussie :)
Garbageman = Garbagefighter
Lineman = Linefighter
Airman = Airfighter
Seaman = Seafighter
Axeman = Axefighter
Repairman = Repair fighter
Handyman = handyfighter
Woman -> Wofighter
Man was gender neutral in old English https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/522859/ddg#522870
A mailman is a letter carrier.
