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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/[email protected]/p/2226261/we-re-cooked
original : https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/116958052819003870
That’s technically not programmer humor
Programmer horror
bet that guy creates a lot of PEBKAC though.
“The plane has landed Chat, now what should I do?”
Stand up, immediately, and start shoving everyone as you attempt to retrieve your bag
You’re absolutely right to push back on that, what i should have said …
Next time try one with flight number 815
There’s like a sad undertext here. Like a kid asking Alexa why they don’t have any friends.
And the corpo chatbot will of course answer, “But I’m your friend.”
Or a pet rock.
The point of the pet rock wasn’t the rock, it was the manual

You spelled and wrong
“Great, based on your schedule you still have 45 minutes to get to the gate… I love you”
Prolly fake and gay. The AI I mean, it’s fake and gay.
Probably not an AI issue
Well, you know how it worries when he doesn’t call.
Look at all you non-lonely people with friends & family. Stop lonliness shaming.
Nobody is loneliness-shaming. It is shaming the use of AI to get rid of the loneliness.
Using AI to get rid of loneliness will only amplify their loneliness.
Better to have loved a bot than to never have loved at all.
Loving a bot will prevent people from experiencing real love.




