Why Andrew Garfield?
He was Spider-Man
Oh, I see. Carry on.
like, what more reason do you need?
The real Garfield wouldn’t agree to pose for a photoshoot for this post
Garfield was busy
Homemade la-Jon-ya
“What time does the manager walk to his car” is definitely not suspicious at all lol
Can I holy the security guards gun?
Go to your bank wearing an N95 mask. Wear a hoodie and put a banana in the front pocket. Keep your hands in your front pocket, grasping the banana. Walk up to the teller and ask them to put $100 in a bag.
In tiny print at the bottom, include your bank account number. After they have a second to look at it, hand them your photo ID.
“can I speak to the money’s manager”
“So you think you’re safe behind that glass pane? Let’s test that theory.”
For the last one, here’s the reply:
Sure all $6.45 of it.
