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stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Indiana Man Allegedly Cuts Off Penis, Sets It on Fire With Gasoline and Lighters, Police Say

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Indiana Man Allegedly Cuts Off Penis, Sets It on Fire With Gasoline and Lighters, Police Say

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Indiana Man Allegedly Cuts Off Penis, Sets It On Fire With Gasoline And Lighters
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An Indiana man faces a felony arson charge after police say he started a garage fire following an alleged self-harm incident in Fort Wayne. Attorney reviews case.
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    Is that really a crime? I can’t see that really causing property damage. Shouldn’t he just be in the hospital to get stabilized on medication?

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    Mentally ill person harms himself in a terrible way and the response of the state is to put him in jail? That’s so American.

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      It’s a real dick move

      • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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        He’s really getting the shaft

        • Skeezix@lemmy.world
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          To be fair though the state was in a bit of a pickle.

    • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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      So he can get raped and become more mentally ill. Makes sense

    • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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      Well we can’t just let him cut off his own penis and set it on fire again

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    Dicks off to pay respects.

    • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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      That’s not very Harambe of you.

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    Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself

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      I thought they were before and after pictures.

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    what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A succulent charred penis

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        This is decockracy manifest.

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        Annikin, is that you?

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    His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state

    No shit, Sherlock

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    Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped

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    • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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      After the first frame I thought his opponent was going to be his penis

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    Mine has led me into trouble, but I was never that annoyed with it.

    • JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world
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      good attitude. No point having a short temper at your short comings.

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    My God. Did … did they at least manage to save the penis?

    • JillSteinsPuckeredAnus@lemmy.world
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      no. it ran away.

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        “Eeek! A penis!”

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    He’s kinda cute. Shame about the penis and mental health.

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      Yup. He might have no balls but he has two strikes against him.

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    Did I miss something in the article? Apart from the headline, nothing says anything about being dismembered. It says he was stabbed.

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      Article says he lied about being stabbed once at the hospital and that the wound was self inflicted, but yeah there’s no mention of what the actual harm was

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      the real article is members only

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    Dude took Zardoz way too seriously

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    Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude… chill with the penile punishment!

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      Don’t kinkshame

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