Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself
I thought they were before and after pictures.
what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!
A succulent charred penis
Annikin, is that you?
His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state
No shit, Sherlock
My God. Did … did they at least manage to save the penis?
no. it ran away.
He’s kinda cute. Shame about the penis and mental health.
Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped
Did I miss something in the article? Apart from the headline, nothing says anything about being dismembered. It says he was stabbed.
the real article is members only
After the first frame I thought his opponent was going to be his penis
Mine has led me into trouble, but I was never that annoyed with it.
good attitude. No point having a short temper at your short comings.
Cocks are great just not on me, or him. 🤣
Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude… chill with the penile punishment!
Don’t kinkshame
Dude took Zardoz way too seriously
Maybe he was on PCP like that guy from Wu Tang who cut off his wang
Wait what now
Poor guy. Imagine you’re so depressed you cut your dick off and jump from a second-story balcony in order to die, but you fail that and have to continue living with the depression, but now also with injuries, and permanently without a dick.
Btw is that article written by AI? It’s all over the place with first just briefly mentioning the cutting off his dick story, then talking about ticket prices and touring.
Wah?
