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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

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      I feel like this is more akin to vaporizing sulfuric acid than Iocaine powder.

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    Holy water with essential garlic oil extract.

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    If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

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      It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!

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    Vampires hate this one trick …

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    OP, can I have the meme template for this one image?

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      Here you go. I didn’t have the images so I looked them up. I couldn’t find a good quality image of the second panel with his mouth opened, though.

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    laughs in atheist vampire

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    Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.

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    That’s actually a great idea

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