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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom. Mark Zuckerberg is seriously struggling to lift their spirits following massive layoffs.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48249587

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    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    His suicide would be fun

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      I’d visit

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    He put the gun back on his desk and told everyone to relax, he’s put the gun down for now!

    Off to dodge more taxes, whilst lowering wages and bribing Republicans to build data centers… SO RELAX NOW!

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    “the firings will continue until morale improves.”

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    anyone working amazon should have started job hunting more than just a couple years ago

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      I would’ve updated my resume once the first covid vaccine came out.

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    Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark “Totally not a robot” Zuckerberg

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    Scratching Zuckerbergs car, that would be fun.

    The fucker has a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing, a 668-hp supercharged V8 sport sedan.

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