Blaming Obama for his failed 16+ million dollar attempt at entering the algae-based bio fuel industry.
How sad.
Obama hasn’t been president for a decade. This is so stupid I feel like my brain cells are committing suicide.
but the magats will eat it up. #BlameObama
Someone should make a new version of Bame Canada (from South Park), “Blame Obama”.
It has to be “thanks obama”
Despite having the exact same number of syllables as ‘blame Canada’ it just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same.
I’m still pissed about James Polk buying slaves during his presidency. I carry a grudge.
You have braincells left?
At least one left to write thi
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Fuck, even that one quit before the end of your sentence…
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“That’s what it says: ‘Castle Arrrgggghhhh’!”
“Look if he was dying he wouldn’t bother carving it he’d just say it!”
“Perhaps he was dictating?”
And just like that, an antique meme gets new life!
I doubt it was this, but I hope Obama left one minor prank on his way out, like a whoopie cushion, or an upside down desk drawer.
Obama leaves a letter on the desk for Trump’s first day. It reads:
"Mr. President,
On this, your first day in office, congratulations again on your victory. Although it’s clear to us both by now that we may never see eye-to-eye on many important issues, I want to express my hope for your success in this new position. Very few people will ever understand the challenges endured while carrying the weight of a nation, if not the entire free world, on one’s shoulders like we do. Along those lines, I humbly offer you my full support, putting aside whatever differences we might have, in the interest of serving our shared and highest value, the well-being and advancement of this great country. Should you ever want it, I am prepared and willing to give whatever assistance possible with utmost diligence and discretion.
We’re all counting on you. Good luck!
Sincerely,
Barack Obama
P. S. I left a little something in the upper right-hand drawer just to show there’s no hard feelings."
After reading it, Trump opens the drawer and hundreds of marbles spill out along with a note card.
I think this why he’s so mad at Obama.
I heard it was a ten pound glitter bomb but the rest of the story was the exact same.
Is that why it always looks like glitter makeup got rubbed off on him? I also assumed it was from much worse events.
Yeah no, that’s stripper glitter.
You have the potential to be the next shittywatercolor account
I never stopped saying it lol
Obama shit Trump’s pants too!
This guy has Obama Derangement Syndrome.
He is struggling to form new memories so he’s stuck on Obama
I’m surprised he didn’t blame Biden.
He wanted to but forgot the name. Something with a B. Hillary Obiden or something mm you know that black guy.
He forgot Biden was president in the mean time. Dementia does that to a person.
That man finally created his swamp to drain.
Look, I know a lot of people will find this absurd cause Trump blames people for his failings all the time. But did anyone consider that Obama could have been there with a fleet of dump trucks pouring algae into the water in the middle of the night? He could be the next Banksy because he’s so good at covert missions! Wait, let’s make him our next super-spy (American James Bond). Also, he stole some jewels[0].
Nah, Obama would have used green jello
Exactly. I still wonder how they pulled it off to make it look like Obama was in the US, while he took down Osama. Also why did they send a whole Seal team with him? Feels like a waste of taxpayers money.
“Obama shit my pants”
This is fucking trump in a nutshell. Cares about appearances and looks while everyone in the country can’t afford rent and food.
My mom is like this but on a family scale.
On the occasion of Iran’s victory US has decided to make the pool green as per Iran’s flag red white and green.
Classic narcissistic bullshit. When you cause a problem, blame literally anyone else and never accept responsibility since only weak men do that.
/s (please for the love of god I hope that wasn’t needed)
Only weak men would love a man like Trump.
But PBD said Trump is the biggest alpha male in the world /s
Of course he’s alpha, he’s not remotely prepared for the public.
Wasn’t he going to drain the swamp, not build one?
Incredible, just few hours ago I read a sarcastic piece how Trump will blame this mess on Obama. And now he did it for real.
Nothing new, but this orange piece of shit is the bigest joke the human race has ever brought up. And americans voted him into office… TWICE. 10 facepalms a second are not enough for this epic failure…
I eat the Onion every damn time now because it’s literally the same headlines as the actual news.
During the Bush administration, they blamed EVERYTHING on Clinton, and by the second term, people were pretty sick of it.
Then Katrina came along, and the administration’s response was appallingly terrible, and they were getting called out from every direction.
Finally they tried to blame Clinton for the response somehow, after Bush was into his second term, and the people weren’t having it. It was the final straw. The response was so negative, that if Katrina had happened during his first term, there is no way he would have been reelected.
They couldn’t blame Clinton after that, and the Bush legacy became that the corruption, negligence, and incompetence of the Bush administration led to the avoidable deaths of over 10,000 Americans (and countless foreign nationals), and the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression.
He cheated and rigged the election twice. Most Americans aren’t THAT dumb.
He cheated and rigged the election twice.
Three times, if you count 2020. Although, there’s a certain irony in the election where he had the most control over the outcome being the one he lost.
So much of 2016 and 2024 were the end result of policy changes Democrats oversaw and facilitated. 2024 was exceptionally galling, as Harris lost states her downticket party allies won, entirely because she’d chosen to take advice from reactionary #NeverTrumpers over her own popular party faithful.
He didn’t cheat. Biden didn’t cheat, either. What is wrong with you people?
They don’t need to cheat. Money= win. No intrigue needed.
Even if, big enough of a margin would have to vote for him to hide the cheating. This sucker doesn’t deserve 1 vote, but has gotten a big chunk of legit votes regardless.
I’m a bit sceptical… Who wrote this article and what were it’s sources? Could it be AI with The Onion as a source? Wouldn’t be the first time a satirical article was used as a source for a real news paper.
Do these people not understand that algae tends to grow in water unless the water is treated? For most previous administrations, this would be a rhetorical question, but in this case I’m honestly not sure.
Yould probably need a good developer to understand technical stuff like that! A good developer with great contractors, with whom the developer has a great working relationship!
Maybe we can fill the reflecting pool with Brawndo.
What the hell man? It’s got what plants crave. Do you want super algae?
It’s got to be better than toilet water though, right?
It also happened in 2012 when the 2 year renovation was completed by Obama and it was pretty bad. I did check to make sure that was true but anyways the algae isn’t that abnormal of an occurrence after work was done to it.
What is abnormal is how much focus has been placed on some algae and not the blatantly obvious grift of the taxpayer through the no bid contract that ballooned in cost. Yeah, fuck the algae and it does stem from some mismanagement - that will get cleaned up in the next week or so - but the real story is the disgusting level of corruption.
I just can’t get over how wantonly, cartoonishly, absurd “is this even real life” levels of corruption the Trump administration has right now. I mean … Fuck … Carter gave up his peanut farm and now we’re here?
What is happening to this nation in its 250th year is so … Only older cringe AF millennials should see this so avert your eyes if you aren’t one… >!.. So so sooooooo retarded.!<
Apparently it’s been a problem for a while not a constant issue but off and on and I also don’t get it. Just chlorinate the shit out of it? I don’t know why putting a pool liner would matter either way but just nuke it when pool chemicals? It’s not like people go in there or drink it or anything
Ducks get in there, probably other wildlife. Dunno how good that would be for them.
Obama was last president a decade ago
His dementia is so bad he thinks it’s still 2018.
Yeah but that no good Barrack “HUSSEIN” Obaam-a drove over to my pond and poured algae into it! I seent it!
Well Obama was so powerful that he still controls the nation but he was also completely ineffectual at the same time. Win win!
Same thing they say about Biden. Sleepy old bumbling idiot. And an evil mastermind that controls literally everything at the same time.
According to data found online about controlling alge in pools with H2O2, they’d need 1800 gallons of H2O2 to treat the reflecting pool.
Here’s one:
Thank god they got some army guys there to watch out for him.
