Image description:
Text: Amazon’s electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.
Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck
Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile
Edit: I found a slightly higher-quality version of the image:
Frankly i have to deliberate quite carefully about which ones to fuck. There’s that fucking many of the cunts, i have to create a priority fuck list; otherwise I’d run out of semen.