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So, like. Thatās totally unsurprising.
Fascism keeps cropping up in Christianity because itās an inherently fascist in nature. Keep in mind jeebus claimed to be the Jewish messiah who was supposed to be a king, and lead the people of Judah back into religious purity, rise up against the oppressors and defeat all the other kingdoms in their small little version of the world⦠and enslave them.
To this, Jeebus added the whole āIām going to throw everyone I donāt like into a pit of fire for the rest of eternity while everyone else glazes me and gives me blowjobsā
The idea that Jesus was somehow peaceful is the crazy shit.
Iām an atheist and fiercely anti-religion, but I was raised with a certain Christian education and I donāt remember anything resembling this about Jesus. Only that he said he was the son of God. Nothing about rising up against people, defeating them and enslaving them.
His message was to have some fucking empathy and stop hating each other for once.
Especially since early Christianity saw Hell as a freezing cold place, not a fiery inferno. That imagery didnāt come along until much later when Danteās Inferno was written.
I hope this sarcasm
Then the people giving you that certain education either lied to you or never read the damn Bible.
Am in paraphrasing it? Absolutely. But the only peace Jesus was going to bring was the same kind of āpeaceā palpatine brought the empire.
As for throwing people into eternal torture, thatās just an honest reading of his words in the New Testament.
Did you read it? Because I did. For shits n giggles. Or to actually see what the fuss was all about. And I can confidently say that youāre way off.
You either didnāt read all of it. or you didnāt understand it. Are there parts where things sound nice and kind and gentle? sure. But even Hitler occasionally advocated for social responsibility and communal welfare and I donāt think anyone here would disagree on how fucking evil Hitler was. Donāt just read the nice, lovey-dovey parts like ālove your neighborā and ignore the fact that Jesus literally had more to say about paying fucking taxes than slavery and saw people selling animals for sacrifice outside the temple and got pissed off despite slavery being- in my mind at least- far worse an institution and also a thing heād have encountered near daily.
Lets start with an easy one: Mathew 28:18-20.
Theocratic Authoritarianism. Weee.
And what did jesus teach them? the law of Moses (Mathew 5:17-20:
So if you donāt obey the shit he taughtā¦youāre not getting into heaven. Where do people who donāt go to heaven go? Hell. Fire. eternal torture.
āwell yeah, but theyāre awful peopleā¦ā you might say⦠yeah. Awful people who⦠wear blended fabrics and eat pork or shellfish or, uh. stuff⦠I mean thereās worse there. Like people who donāt stone unruly children
the authoritarian nature of Jesus is self-apparent, and the consequences of ignoring anything are fucking psychotic⦠And lets be clear: the thing Jesus claimed to āfulfillā was the messianic prophecies
according to the messianic prophecies, jesus would have been expected to:
*At the time of Jesus in the early first century, jews understood the Roman occupation in the context of the exilic period. which they understood to have been a punishment for breaking the mosaic covenant. After the exile is over, theyāre allowed to go back and such like. Then the romans come along, kick their ass in war, and oppress the shit out of everyone around there. Thereās a sort of angst against the Pharisees who taught adherence to something called the Oral Law, or the Tradition of the Elders, which is a sort of updated version of the āwrittenā law. Some things were dropped (stoning children for disobedience was severely restricted), some things were added (ritual cleansing of hands before eating,). you can see some of that in Mark 7 when Jesus was beefing with Pharisees and their followers. Jesus and people of that bend see it as punishment for stepping away- because in their Iron Age understanding, the only reason their all-powerful god would allow that is if it was angry with them for something⦠and uh⦠go read Deuteronomy 28.
as far as my claims about the Messiah being a military leader⦠heās supposed to bring āsecurityā to Israel⦠defeat their oppressors, and such like that only happens with a military campaign. for example, Zechariah 14. (iām snipping the unimportant bits.)
As for the rest of us being enslaved? yeah. Thatās because of how the ancient israelites were instructed- by god- to prosecute a war. (Deut 20, again, kinda reformating it.)
Is it really so surprising that christian nationalists (and Israelis,) are so cool with genocide? I mean. really. And I know, youāre brain is probably hissing and screaming right now. something like āthat was just for coming into the Promised landā⦠but thereās also the Amalekites in 1 Samuel 15(centuries after the offense, by the way. which. uh. didnāt actually happen.), the Midianites in Numbers 31, too. Part of it, is that this is just how war was conducted. Everybody, not just the Israelites, were genocidal assholes that would enslave entire populations.
And Jesus taught all of that.
Or more directly, are the words of Jesus, in mat 10:28: āDo not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul; rather, fear the one who can destroy both soul and body in hellā not the the words of a psychotic fucker and a threat. Particularly as Jesus claimed to be that very person? ādonāt be afraid of them. Be afraid of me.ā totally pacifist.
Damn. You brought the receipts for that one!
Mic. Drop.
The more Iāve been listening to discussions about the rest of the cultās book, the more evil it shows itself to be.
Most people want to be good. Many Christians want to be good, but theyāre doing it in spite of their book, not because of its teachings.
I was surprised to see that you were getting downvoted so heavily despite being completely correct.
Some people really donāt like to hear that shit I guess.
Iām a fervent anti religion.
But your arguments are your own interpretations of the passages that you quoted. And I gotta say, itās just as bad as the interpretations of the Christian nationalists.
I didnāt even interpret these passages in the same way you did. I see them as plain metaphors.
And to say that this is directly connected to whatās happening with Christian nationalism and zionism, thatās a bit much. There are way more Christians and Jewish people globally that reject these movements and denounce them as nothing more than a misinterpretation to fit a violent narrative.
Iām saying itās unsurprising that christian nationalism crops up because Jesus- the figure head and literal christian god claimed to be a judean monarch and was himself authoritarian in nature.
That thereās other people who chose to ignore that doesnāt mean Iām wrong about Jesus saying some abhorent shit.
If you ignore all the awful shit Hitler said, youāll find thereās a few times he talked about communal welfare and social responsibility in a way that isnāt entirely offensive. The difference here is that we donāt literally ignore all the awful shit Hitler said and recognize him as an utterly vile example of human awfulness.
For example, In Mark 7 and Mathew 15, Jesus criticizes the pharisees for not stoning disobedient children. Do you think itās appropriate to kill children who disobey their parents?
So youāre saying Hitler was right???
Iām kkidding!!!
Itās all good. I get your point. Maybe you interpret it that way. Maybe it was just a metaphor. But the truth, really, is that the English translation is a translation of a translation of old English of a translation of a Latin translation of a Greek translation of an Aramaic translation and it might even go beyond all that. It could have been a story ripped off of another story, etc.
But the core principle is, like I said, to have empathy and to be nice to each other. This has always been the message.
I just want to touch on this⦠because for most modern translations, this is not the truth. As an example, the NSRVue is effectively based three sources:
The BHS is a sort of compendium of all the old manuscripts and fragments more or less patched together into a cohesive edition. Itās not a translation, itās still in the original Hebrew, and is roughly consistent.
The Septuagint is used for the christian apocrypha because we donāt have original-language manuscripts for them⦠which is one of the reasons theyāre considered apocryphal (another being that theyāre sometimes just batshit crazy)
The NT was originally written in Koine Greek, and the UBS is the gold standard for those original manuscripts. So they use that. (i believe weāre on the sixth update to that? things change as we find more manuscripts and fragments of manuscripts.)
If you pull out whatever bible you use, it should have an introduction explaining what the original materials were found, choices were made in that selection, and the translation philosophy they used to translate it. for the NRSVue, you can find that here, even though itās revision of the NRSV (which I canāt find the intro to, grrr.) Youāll also note they tell you who comissioned it, who over saw it, and how the editorial process went. (IIRC, thereās resources where you can see the arguments for changes, but that could be for a different version and the reasoning for it, or against it.)
While there are old translations that donāt always use good translation philosophies⦠modern translations have a great deal more scrutiny and reliability. Theyāre still going to be updating and improving those translations- in part because weāre still finding new manuscripts, and also in part because languages are constantly changing. As an example, when Isaiah was translated into the Septuagint, the greek word āParthenosā just meant āyoung womanā. by the time the authors of mathew were rummaging around looking for things they can wedge jesus into⦠āparthenosā became āvirginā. We have the same kind of shifting use of language, too.
Generally, most modern translations are going to be reasonable to just trust that when they translate the words of Jesus, the meaning isnāt somehow being perverted. as I side note, Iām just using NRSVue as the example because itās what I generally use myself.
And then thereās the āor elseā. which kinda sours me on the ābe niceā part. Like. mat 25:31-46. On the surface, this sounds cool right? Butā¦Jesus is an all powerful and all knowing being (at least according to the trinitarian view,) who absoultely could have, when he created the world, created the world in such a way where it was unnecessary because destitute people simply donāt exist. Or baring that for some bullshit reason, absolutely could have fed everyone and clothed everyone and gave everyone shelter⦠and didnāt.
and in that same passage, Jesus is saying that he will throw people who may or may not have the capacity to do so, into the eternal torture of hell, for not doing the same thing he did not do, but- according to himself- had the power to do.
People are people, and everyone is some sort of chaotic mix of good and bad tendencies. Weāre complicated like that. Iām not saying Jesus is all-evil. I suspect he was- mostly- just a typical guy for his time and place. the āmostlyā is because pharisees felt that maybe we shouldnāt stone teenagers for being, you know, typical angsty teenagers and he was. (heās referencing Deut 21:18-20 here. My opinion of him is that he was an iron-age fundamentalist trying to bring back a bronze-age legal code. and thereās tons of baggage there that we just donāt talk about.
It was also part of Republicans āSouthern Strategyā to target Christians and fold them into the party. This is the result 50 years later.
Thatās some very wild and original claims, lol. I know you donāt want to, but I recommend you actually read the Bible before participating in these things. Just the Abrahamic religions in general, itād be good to brush up on the basics.
If you want to be all grumpy at a teligion, speak out against those that weaponise religions, because thatās actually whatās happening here and has happened all the time through human history. You donāt need to make stuff up and try to link a religion to facism; one that was all about showing kindness and forgiveness to the fucking Romans, no lessāwho coincidentally did what with religions?
only if your level of understanding comes from Sunday school classes that donāt actually go into anything uncomfortable. If you read the scholarship⦠itās not that uncommon.
First off, recognize that Jesus wasnāt āchristianā, he was an aramaic jew. You can read about what (modern) jews say here, for example.
Of particular note is that the messiah is going to gather the exiles, restore mosiac law, bring reward to the righteous, restore the line of david (because theyāre a direct heir to david,) and rebuild jerusalem and the temple there.
that link also has the list of all the passages that are deemed to be messianic prophecy at the bottom. These are the prophecies that the coming messiash is supposed to fulfill. I donāt think christian Sunday School teachers (or priests, or pastors, or even the pope himself) is going to admit to you that Jesus did not fulfill any of them, in the context as originally given. Which is why, for example, the authors of mathew go to Isaiah 7:14 and insist thereās a virgin there. (āparthenosā originally was just a young woman. it only later came to mean, specifically, a virgin woman. the orgiinal hebrew was āa pregnant young womanā and the only purpose of that was an indication of time for the rest of the prophecy to be fulfilled.)
If you donāt want to follow those links (it goes to sefaria, which uses the JPS english translation)⦠Here are the relevant prophecies in Isaiah, Jerimiah, Ezekiel 38:18, Hosea 3, Micah 4, Zephaniah 3, Zechariah 14, Daniel 10.
Jeremiah 30:18 pretty much sums up what Iām saying here:
itās in the middle of a prophecy about restoring Israel from exile, so definitely read the full context there.
Or, thereās promises of protection as found in Ezekiel 38:17-23:
verse 18 is considered the messianic prophecy, but Iāve included the others fro more context. immediately prior, god is saying that heās going to CAUSE Gog to invade. heās saying heāll put hook sin their mouth and drag them to war (verse 4,) that heāll put evil thoughts into their minds (verse 10,)
or thereās Micah 4:11-13
Or thereās Zecharia 14:9
thatās a military campaign, yo. I would call that global domination. Though they only knew about a relatively small corner of the world. it goes on in 12-19
?16Then all who survive of the nations that have come against Jerusalem shall go up year after year to worship the King, the Lord of hosts, and to keep the Festival of Booths. 17If any of the families of the earth do not go up to Jerusalem to worship the King, the Lord of hosts, there will be no rain upon them. 18And if the family of Egypt do not go up and present themselves, there will be no rain for them; there will be the plague that the Lord inflicts on the nations that do not go up to keep the Festival of Booths. 19Such shall be the punishment of Egypt and the punishment of all the nations that do not go up to keep the Festival of Booths.
This is what Jesus was claiming here was here to do when he claimed to be messiah (John 4:25-26,, Mathew 16:15-17, 26:63-64)
Christians love to turn it into something else entirely, but thatās a straight up lie. In Mat 5:17-20, these messianic prophecies are what Jesus is āfulfillingā (as well as the broader covenant with Moses and abraham.)
and while the authors of mathew and luke are wrong every time they say Jesus fulfilled some messianic prophecy- half arenāt even prophecies- the reason they went to all that effort showing what prophecies Jesus fulfilled was to demonstrate that jesus was the messiah. Like the story of Jesus riding on a donkey to fulfill Zechariah 9:9, but jesus was never a king in jerulsalem and just riding a donkey isnāt fulfillment of that.
As for the eternal torture⦠Cāmon. Jesus practically got off on all that torture.
whose the one making shit up?
I imagine Hitler said some nice things from time to time. he was still an awful fucking human. Most people are just people. No one is all-evil or all-good. So whatās your point? that the bible contradicts itself? this is known.
What I do know is that the words of Jesus in the NT contain some absolutely horrific shit and absolutely would- and should- be equated as āfascismā in modern parlance. I mean, in the words of jesus himself, as recorded in the NT: āDonāt be scared of the guy who can kill you⦠be scared of ME as I claim to be the guy who can kill you AND TORTURE YOU FOR FUCKING ETERNITY!ā
Yeah. that totally sounds like a pacifist.
Which brings us back to reading the bible, no? Like. Seriously. thereās parts that are like āDonāt be an assā, thereās parts that are trying to not be assholish, but would be so today, and then thereās parts that are total assholery. Iām not ignoring the parts that are ādonāt be an assā but Iām also not ignoring the assholery, or the parts where they try to not be assholes but weād say they are. (like those bits about not beating your slaves to death. yeah. Like. itās okay to beat your slaves as long as they donāt die that day.)
Jesus was absolutely teaching the Torah and the written law of moses, as stated in mat 5:17-20. not that christians seem to understand that. the implication here is that Jesus was totally on board with all the horrific shit in the āoldā testament. including slavery, and it being permissible to beat your slaves to an inch of their lives, so long as they donāt day in a day or two.
Most of what youāre posting isnāt fact-checking, itās traditional interpretation vs another, on a position of truth, just like a Sunday school teacher acts themselves.
Youāve done little much more than kind of point out some distinctions of why the Christian ideology came to exist while neglecting the foundational ones. Yes, obviously thereās contention of Christ meeting messianic criteria which is literally the whole fucking thing of Abrahamic religions being a plural. But then at the same time you keep referencing the Bible but no other literature whether Judaic, Islamic, or even Mesopotamian/Babylonian laws that suspiciously made their way over amongst other things.
Despite this, you seem to have picked full affirmation based on what the Torah asserts, despite being one of the main splits of Christianity. Completely glossing over how the entire function of Christian law in the NT is deeply covered by Paulākind of the main guy that defined it all in detail, kicking off the ideology that would be established nearly three centuries later⦠Through the power of junk mail to different Mediterranean cities and societies, of all methods. Seriously, I donāt know how modern Thessaloniki somehow managed to be cooler than other Greek cities despite being an epicentre.
And then, out of no where, fast-forward to fascism? lol
I donāt think a 1st century apocalyptic preacher or even a 120-year old Nile baby is what Benito had in mind when establishing a political ideology of state rule over all other entities, including religions.
Youāve certainly got a position and I do not think itās scholarly nor without personal religious influence.
You donāt get to claim that a book is the word of god with binding commandments and then say that the book is incomplete and subject to interpretation.
Which book?
I canāt tell if youāre being rhetorical. Thereās many books like thisā¦
Isnāt that a clue that theyāre all bullshit and shouldnāt be heeded?
If it worked that way, weād be ignoring sciences too. Unfortunately the only way is through good old-fashioned critical thought, which is difficult when āspread the wordā is baked in.
Citing any religious text as though it holds value is reserved only for fools. There is a reality that doesnāt change regardless of whether religious texts align to it or not, which makes their contents historically interesting but ultimately weightless, worthless.
Edit: my line of questioning was too harsh. But gosh I really donāt even get what youāre trying to imply about intellectual reasoning.
Can you expand on this? Thatās a pretty unhinged thing to say. Do you believe that there is One Godly Scientist that writes all Scientific Texts? Is The Scientific Man Who Writes All Scientific Texts in the room with us right now?
āBUT BUT PAUL SAID!ā
Paul disagrees with Jesus. so if you follow Jesus, then Paul is a heretic. Mathew 5:17-20 makes that exceptionally clear- the law of moses as written is to be in force until the earth itself passes away.
Iāve not mentioned Paul because heās fucking irrelevant to what JESUS says. But of course you want to dodge to that. Not that it particularly makes things better. Paul was the kind of ass who sent a ran-away slave back to his owner so that the owner could give him back to Paul as a servant. Paul doesnāt overturn slavery either- and indeed tells slaves to obey their masters. He tells women to obey their husbands and be silent in church. None of this is particularly new or revalatory.
āBut they were disciples!ā
All a disciple was, is a follower. The women of influence in the bible were largely (rich) people with houses that the early church met at. and while bringing religious affairs into homes like that did give women more access and influence, āWOMEN BE SILENTā is Paulās instruciton. Details suck, amirite?
the definition of fascism:
Mussolini wasnāt the first authoritarian autocrat to exist. Jesus himself says that:
3.2) Is a king of the line of david.
3.3) that would defeat all of Israelās enemies
3.4) and institute mosiac law on a global scale
3ā¦5) through military force.
Yeah. Seems pretty fascist to me. Most societies back then were pretty fascist and that sometimes gets glossed over. Particularly when people today want to justify following some dudeās iron age fundamentalist yearnings for bronze age legal codes⦠details, amirite?
Iām curious as to why I should consider the teachings of Mohamed when talking about the teachings of Jesus?
Explain that to me. Should I also go to the Buddha, as well? Hell. why donāt we go to the shamanism found in central America? or maybe the Sentinel Islanders, who Iām sure have some thoughtsā¦
Nice distraction. As for not including judaic literature⦠I have been indirectly this entire time. If you donāt like the NSRVUE translation of that literature, would you prefer the JPS? you can find it at Sefaria.org. Given that the topic is Christianity, though, Iād just as soon not put in that work. Youāre welcome to cite that if you think youāll find something relevant.
Youāre definitely a former Christian. Maybe Jewish Either way you were a suburban warrior and that ātrainingā disallows you from being subjective.
Or Iām completely wrong and you just somehow naturally landed in your pile of bullshit lol.
I encourage more reading.
Iām incablemof being subjective?
What does that even mean?
Did you mean āobjectiveā?- ie, that I canāt look at things without my personal bias?
Cuz Iād agree with that I canāt be objective- and yes, Iām considering it all from my personal subjective understanding.
As for āMussolini invented fascismā ⦠thatās a bit naive. Actually, thatās very naive. Yeah he named what we fascism today. He started the first National Fascist Party in Italy, too.
his fascism was a blend of nationalism, populism and extreme authoritarianism.
Now letās consider that blend in the context of Jesus.
Claiming to be the messiah- a king of the line of David, who would defeat military enemies of Israel and liberate the oppressed Israelites and institute the theocratic monarchy, and lead that theocratic monarchy to control the entire world- means heās very fucking nationalist.
He claims all authority comes from god. And that be is god, and that disobedience leads to death and eternal torture⦠heās extremely fucking authoritarian.
His views of liberating the oppressed and uplifting the destitute; against the uncaring, immoral elite (Pharisees) who led the Jewish people away from the Law, and caused god to be angry with them and who allowed the Romanās to oppress them in punishment.
So yeah. The term applies, even if itās uncomfortable to admit, even if itās anachronistic, does that change that the two have very similar commonalities?
Did what? Iām curious what you think the obvious answer is here.
Without wading into the core tiff you guys are having, I do need to push my proverbial glasses up my nose and point out that the Romans were pagans - polytheists. From what Iāve seen they were pretty tolerant of other gods being worshipped, which is why there was a temple, and the Sanhedrin, and the Pharisees, and so on and so forth, in occupied Jerusalem.
So I think the answer to your rhetorical question above is that the Romanās famously absorbed or accepted other religions, as long as they didnāt disturb the peace and as long as they werenāt in direct conflict with their laws - which I think Judaism and most early sects of Christianity mostly were - in part because they were intolerant of other gods.
To the degree that there was persecution, it seems like it was mostly linked to Jews or Christians in other cities who refused to make sacrifices to the local gods. If the harvest wasnāt great one season, the locals might start to blame those weirdos who only want one god for some reason, and who offended their local gods. So even this was almost more about disturbing the peace then theology.
Even then, they were often offered amnesty if they would change their minds. They just had to stop doing the thing that was pissing off the locals and their gods.
Obviously Nero Neroed all over the Christians later on but there are good reasons for thinking that was all about framing them for the Great Fire of Rome, which he supposedly started himself so that he could build his Golden House.
Anyway, carry on with whatever this is.
Nah, thatās good points and all true.
My remark was more toward societal use and punishment of religions which varied hugely and was literally opposite of true or reputationally true depending on the Caesar.
Like, Christ was ultimately killed because the Romans were being so chill, āI donāt get it, but if it means that much to you, letās kill the guy.ā Though, Christianityās own gospel establishes itself on that whole āGo the extra mileā peg aligned to that eraās oppression.
So really, what I said was just broad and kind of valueless since we know what the Romans were like in that period.
And as for what that is; wasnāt ever sure. It seemed like a whole lot of regurgitated doctrine that was unfortunately very easily triggered and presented in a gigantic everything salad. I think itās still going, but it really depends on fatigue levels. My only investment was around the misrepresentation and not the details, since these are all recorded and widely known. Itās never nice to see history weaponised and cherry picked, but in there lies some irony.
I think at this point itās just a typical āThe devilās advocate is the devilā scenario. Faceless target dummy and all.