And I must admit I love that dude.
Dude, you’re supposed to hate yourself, you’re the same gender as yourself, so loving that person is gay!
Uhh no, I’m just jerking a tgirl off and getting jerked by a tgirl.
Not my gf, but eh, still good.
Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
Ben Affleck has entered the chat.
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
This sounds like something a christian fundamentalist would say, to stop the youth from masturbating.
Pah, dudes give better hand jobs anyway 😎
Inverse if you are a girl, everytime you masterbate you’re getting fingered by a girl
me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎
Yeah, but he’s sooo good at it.
He’s ugly but he’s cheap.
This is objectively transphobe
& it doesn’t cost me one single penny 😅
Hell yeah, sister.
Frankly, it’s not that good. Checkmate!
Wait-
I feel like the extension of this kind of logic would be that fucking your identical twin is actually just masturbation.
I think there are websites for that.
while thinking about …
