Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoComplete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down13
arrow-up1259arrow-down1imageComplete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareNindelofocho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days ago“It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!” Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice
minus-squarePixeIOrange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoHeating elements empty. Please buy refill heat. (Only original heat accepted, third party heat will break some of the functionality.)
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days ago“Jam empty, refill.” “I just want to toast.” “JAM EMPTY!”
minus-squareNindelofocho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYour card on file for your HP toaster has expired. Please update payment information to renew your HP toast subscription.
minus-squarePixeIOrange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou havent used your toaster for too long. The heat is now dried out and the toaster must be sent in for service.
“It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”
Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice
Heating elements empty. Please buy refill heat. (Only original heat accepted, third party heat will break some of the functionality.)
“Jam empty, refill.”
“I just want to toast.”
“JAM EMPTY!”
Your card on file for your HP toaster has expired. Please update payment information to renew your HP toast subscription.
You havent used your toaster for too long. The heat is now dried out and the toaster must be sent in for service.