mushroom mushroom!
Badger badger
Mmmm Agaricus and Amanitas are so tasty. You simply don’t eat the poisonous ones.
Australian foragers
Almost extinct due to one of the only transmissible cancers? (Definitely caused by the higher than usual radiation from the near-surface uranium!! /s)
Caused by their ridiculously shallow gene pool, courtesy of near extinction by human action. Yes, it’s always our fault.
As a side note I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of honey badger videos on YouTube
Honey badger don’t care…
From what I’ve heard trash pandas might not be the most fun to have live next to, either.
You know these are badgers, right?
North America was Australia until they found Australia.
The raccoons make less of a mess digging in the dumpsters than the methheads that dig in the dumpsters at my apartment.
Fun fact. Raccoons in western North America have never been found to be carriers of rabies. I’m actually terrified of rabies and am significantly less scared of trash pandas because of it.(I’m 45 and look like a fat viking, or a fat pirate, or a fat biker)
racoons are mostly harmless, besides the occasional mess they make with a trash can.
Fiddleheads are poisonous?
I just saw them in my grocery today. Have never heard of them before. This is suspicious. I’m gonna go smoke a doobie
I will smoke a Doobie, as well.
We will get to the bottom of this, friend.
Well sheeeeit I guess I best go smoke another one! This is the way.
If you don’t cook them, yes.
Nope, just started a scoobie gang.
Don’t care about you.
I’m not sure what that means, but I will forever keep you in my prayers! 🙏
