Title text:
Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that’s drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it’s supposed to be.
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3250/


Somebody call CGP Grey.
He’ll just dish out embarrassment and introduce a new grade called z for failed so bad you landed on last letter.
Or
He’ll see the genius and create a new grade on the upper end and give it SS rank
There is no in between.
SS rank, you say?