Medical professionals: it’s like risk, there’s nothing to worry about.
Literally 15 seconds later
News anchors: so we need to panic? We’ll ask that again after 5 minutes of commercials.
The horse semen thing wasn’t because of the virus or anything. That’s just a normal wednesday.
Butter my bread with that apple flavored ivermectin
but it’s Thursday!
Well, yes, but I haven’t washed it off yet.
Hogs were cranked
fully torqued
I don’t really care about this particular shitpost but I just came to compliment the outfit. I could make up an excuse to wear that to literally any social event.
Crank that Judas Priest
GOT DANG HORSE SEMEN I ORDERED MULE OR BETTER AROOOOOO
Is this ah…uh… An unzip? Or… No. No I guess not. zips up
Why is Daniel Ketch doing any of that?
No it’s the guy from the magical gay shit
Edit sorry looked him up, definitely magically sparkles
i sure hope your conviction comes with a time warranty, like Viagra
but if not, really hope your lube holds up
Least accurate MAGA person depiction
NO PARTISAN POLITICS IN MY HOG CRANKIN’ MEME!!!
