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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前

Put your phones down

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Put your phones down

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Well, except that one dude.

    • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      Man I went back to figure out which dude you were talking about. Doyyyy

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Some would (erroneously) claim that dying in the moment is better than being distracted by apps while being beheaded 🤷🏻

    • mkwt@lemmy.world
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      Well, for one more moment anyway.

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    Ah, yes, that one time when we, French, killed a king to replace it by an emperor.

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      The ones who killed the king were definitely not the same who submitted themselves to the emperor.

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        Yeah, I know, but it always make me laugh that next historical figure following Louis XVI is Napoleon 😅

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          Robespierre?

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      Nah, you killed a king to replace him with…

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      stuff

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      that tuned to not be very good on practice, so the survivors replaced them with an emperor. That also turned to not be good on practice, but that one anybody could predict.

      Anyway, the lesson is that you must make everybody agree to hold elections before you do your revolution. I guess somebody had to learn it for the first time.

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      Wait. So this didn’t change much? Weird

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        It changed a lot. Even if you ignore the stuff that happened between the king and the emperor, that emperor changed a lot. Massive legal reforms. Upended world order. Etc. Etc.

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    To my french self, this is a horny post and should be treated as such. Go to horny jail, mon chéri.

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      this is a horny post and should be treated as such

      Yes

      Go to horny jail

      No. Punishing horniness is some American style puritanism horse shit that we have no need for in Europe.

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        You say that because you don’t know all the horny guillotine users are already there and partying like they’re taking the Bastille.

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