Obsessing over women’s armpit stubble is just an armpit fetish with extra steps. And less self-awareness.
It’s weird how Carpenter was essentially a nobody until she shifted into her current style. Shows how important your style/branding is. Also, Would.
Now, normally I wouldn’t say this, but since it’s a u/violet08_ post, I think I have license to be horny: I would bathe every square mm of those pits with my tongue.
That’s some barely legal weird. But make no mistake that, legal or not, it’s pretty fucking weird.
You sick son of a bitch. So, she has like two, you mind doubling up?
POV : When humans find out humans are human
Conservative media looking for ladies airpit hair must require a hell of a magnifying glass.
All my eyes see is that beautiful face anyways! Even on the zoomed in picture I can imagine her beautiful face!
I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She’s lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.
According to Apollo astronauts, moon dust smells like spent gunpowder.
Just wipe with alcohol, no reason to go full exotic like that.
yes plenty of reason. it’s a lot of hair.
I, too, must use foliage control for…stank reasons.
no it just hurts my feelings when there’s more hair in my armpits than on top of my head
Weird
Posts like these slowly turn this place to reddit 🤮
It already is lol
I remember reading about this in slashdot back in the day. It fooled a lot of people! I wish like anything I could find the original article(s) where it was being presented totally kayfabe.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/worlds-longest-human-poop/
Yeah I’ve done way longer than that this week
I don’t understand. Is it because there’s a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that’s been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn’t want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.
No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave
(my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)
What a pussy
Are pussies hard to shave? Balls certainly are
I can shave my sack fairly easily. Probably because I’ve been doing it for 35 years.
Not quite as long as you, but I’ve also been doing so for a long time. I’ve probably shaved my groin more often than I have my face at this point. I’m still pretty awful at it.
- I’m morbidity obese, so the reach isn’t always easily quite there.
- Because of the obesity, it’s really only feasible to shave standing up, but I broke my ankle and hurt my spine a while ago, so it’s already difficult to stand up for any period of time.
- I’m right handed, but I’ve dislocated my right shoulder fourteen times, so I can’t always make that hand/arm do what I want.
- I’m pretty uncoordinated with my left hand and have arthritis in that shoulder, which isn’t a huge limiter, but still complicates things.
I just do my best and hope that, at worst, it doesn’t itch for me and is not actively unpleasant for my partner. Generally speaking I don’t expect anyone else to look at or interact with the area.
I would imagine that some are harder to shave than others, depending on their shape.
But man, shaving a scrotum is a good way to accidentally castrate yourself.
I can’t imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I’m not making a beautician do it. And I’m not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.
You wouldn’t shave your butthole, or around your butthole, iirc, because of issues you can experience down there based on ingrowns and nicks. Roll of the dice depending on your body.
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I’ve done it a few times. It’s not that hard, just be careful. The problem is you have no more silent farts, they are all loud cheek clappers after you shave.
oh that one’s just for decoration anymore anyways
Like most topics, the nuances are in the details and everyone has different details.
Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style
Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.
That sounds like it could go horribly wrong if you don’t know how to use the chemicals.
Depends on how you do it, really. Most of the candy color dyes these days are semi-permanent or temporary colors, so they don’t have the same harsh chemicals that permanent dye used to have. The most dangerous chemical in the process is the peroxide bleach, and you can get really gentle formulations of that now for bleaching your mustache.
LGBT disco is a hellova place
* <3 Tinzo <3 *
Oh snap nyc. I’m in there thank you
I love how you knew exactly who I’m talking about
I think that’s super hot. Not that it matters lol.
I just love when people are unapologetically themselves
A teenager at my work had to point out a woman who, according to him, has more armpit hair then he did. I told him that sounded like a You Problem.
I would also like to sign up for this alert.
I get a high skin fade and buzz all my body hair once every month or two. Really gets the airflow in all the crevices for a bit. Anything more than that seems exhausting.
Body shaming people more beautiful than they’ll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.
Do these people really have nothing better to do?
Being human is fucking exhausting.
We live in a society
Exactly. Offbeat complainers can just not pass on their genes, right, wrong, or indifferent.
So make a funny face to this post and then feel entitled because Lemmy is a microcosm of the real world.
Jonker
I yearn to return to the formless void.
Social norms dictate that I cannot support this post.
Where is that giant meteor…
The end of the game for FF7.
