Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
Pact with Satan
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Can actually burn water.
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
Terrible curse
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dogDark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he’s cooking pork chops, and the other half…hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.. I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave…do you guys think this is funny? That’s what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
