I believe this is what the rich call an “investment”.

Apparently they expect to get even more money when they do that.

Hmmm. More like macro plastics

Certainly. Anyone can.

Oh I’m sorry, the cameras malfunctioned at the same time the NVR crashed and the redundant backup failed.

Why? Was he sick?

So the count is more than 1? Damn we might want to investigate Kim Kardashian, she may be symptomless.

Bypass the steam and generator and just put thermocouples all around it… Wire in series and you have plenty of voltage.

Well it IS satire anymore… so both.

The “fake” self employed is a reference to lyft/Uber/any other app that a big company runs and chooses what jobs you can get, and your pay etc. Making the “self employed” take all the risk.

Yes, only companies can be worried about that profit increase not going up at the same rate as before.

I can definitely tell you I’m comfortable with that.

If family doesn’t know I’m dead in 3 days, they ain’t family.

The likelihood that I die, and my loved ones decide to just turn off the server while knowing it’s where the Vaultwarden software lives, before they get access to said Vaultwarden, is very very slim.

Self host whatever you want. Even Deadman switches.

The key is informing your loved ones the requirements for the switch. Just like if they don’t know to request access in other Deadman switches.

You can self host Vaultwarden, which is essentially self managed Bitwarden.

And the feature can be setup fairly easily.

Man how would it be to have 100,000 to lose to spammers.

Did you expect anything different?

With year end reviews coming up… This hits hard

Woohoo $0.50/person in the USA, to fuck them all.

Yeah, because even though Camacho was dumb, he still wanted to help his people.

He was there for them, didn’t think they were there only to make him richer.

Well fuck.

And I’m pointing out that the rich aren’t actually moving money to anyone but themselves. So yes, the (rich) investors ARE hurting the economy for their own gain.

Totally planning on being sick tomorrow and having to call out of work.

Either I’ll be happy drinking and don’t want to spoil the joy by having to go to work.

Or I’ll be shitfaced, and totally hungover.