Wow, this is the perfect summation of the 2026 state of the union address.

Ah, any day I find a Sanderson quote in the wild is a good day.

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Should be “sure Donny, but it’s time to change your diaper”

Just like massive corporations “protecting the workers”

So they can continue to exploit them.

I can read it to you, I can’t understand it for you.

If by tumbling uncontrollably you mean the great trash avalanche of 2016.

Or just preprogram the commands before installing and let it run autonomously.

Hey Mormons!!! What do you think of Trump?

Third star should read “on Greenland, or was it Iceland:…”

Regan wasn’t constantly posting on trump social and refusing to listen to his handlers.

Not saying that repubes will do anything but what they’ve already done, just that it’s much harder for them to keep the dimentiadon quiet than it was Regan.

Fired for some slight annoyance? Damn where do you work?

I’m slightly annoyed that the red book isn’t depicted above the blue, and the picture frame is also not in the side view.

Misses the hundreds of other booths where when asked gets ignored, or the booth then just disappears. Edit: autocorrect ate an o

I hate how every news article about tariffs implies that the country is the one being damaged by this. When in reality it’s the us citizens being damaged.

Should read “Trump threatens us citizens with tariff on Greenland…”

Then a large number of Congress would have to admit the same.

Not saying they shouldn’t, just that they won’t.

This also ignores the fact that the person in the car the second time XM3 5D9 was spotted is not necessarily the same person in the car the first. So one could easily false accuse.

Trump Dick Energy? Yeah it looks like it

Just because a match goes out doesn’t mean it won’t burn.

Also a tank keeps the oxygen level low.

Pour some in a cup. Then present a lit torch (not British torch) to the top of the diesel.

Unless it’s way too cold out, it’ll light up.

This is only if you’re talking absolute pressure.

At one atmosphere in air, diesel will burn. It just won’t self ignite.