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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations

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Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.
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    I dare you to try great value marinara just as it is straight out the bottle. I may add some garlic to it and maybe some red pepper flakes from a pizza place that didn’t get used on the pizza, but the shit is awesome unadulterated.

    But you are absolutely right, and I tend to put a little cayenne and fresh ground black pepper in anything I cook.

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      I can’t, tomatoes make me die :(

      But I’m not one to reject a dare so I’ll go borrow a bit from a nei

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        Please don’t. Although it’s pretty good, it’s not really worth the risk.

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          You’re right, and I was just joking. Enjoy tomatoes double-hard for me! They used to be my favorite, until they turned on me.

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            I will eat a whole fresh one right now with some Tony C’s

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              Found the Louisianian

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