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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations

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Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.
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    Please don’t. Although it’s pretty good, it’s not really worth the risk.

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      You’re right, and I was just joking. Enjoy tomatoes double-hard for me! They used to be my favorite, until they turned on me.

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        I will eat a whole fresh one right now with some Tony C’s

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