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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 天前

NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 天前
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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space for bizarre reason
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A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
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    That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?

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      That’s a normal wank…er…right? Right?

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      Thats just normal recycling

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      Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Jack what?

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          IT

        • Sho@lemmy.world
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          3 天前

          Wow…

        • Chakravanti@monero.town
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          A coat.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?

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              You’re fine. Just wrong direction.

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      Yeah but you have a side salad with it

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