Ramsey Khalid Ismael — better known as Johnny Somali, the infamous American streamer arrested in Japan, Israel, and South Korea for his provocative behavior — has been imprisoned in South Korea.
  • bort@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    139·
    3 days ago

    "I know for a fact that I’m not going to go to jail. Not one day in jail. I’m going to laugh my ass off when all these motherf***ers are saying I’m going for 30 years, 20 years, five years, 10 years. I’m not even going to do one day, bro. They’ll give me a fine and say, ‘Don’t come back to Korea.’ You’re the one that’s going to look so dumb when I don’t get any jailtime or anything. Bro, I’m going to laugh like a f**king villain.

    amazing.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        4·
        2 days ago

        If we’re lucky, he will annoy the wrong person and get the shit kicked out of him. Maybe he’ll learn.

      • bort@sopuli.xyzEnglish
        303·
        3 days ago

        at the end of the day, his only crime is being annoying. He didn’t kill someone, didn’t steal anything, etc. So 6months seems fair.

        • entwine@programming.devEnglish
          8·
          2 days ago

          And it’s six months of hard labor without access to a smartphone. He’ll either lose his mind or actually reconsider his life choices.

          • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zipEnglish
            121·
            2 days ago

            Plus he had to register as a sex offender in Korea, and thus has to register in America on his return or face 10y, so who’s got money on him failing to register?