RFK Jr. Recalls the Time He Was ‘Cutting the Penis Out of a Road Killed Raccoon’
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HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy has added another tale to his lengthy list of odd animal interactions.
  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.chEnglish
    13·
    8 hours ago

    I’m so fucking sick of these people. Just go crawl in a hole and die somewhere, why poison this earth and all our minds with your relentless, nonstop low IQ horseshit? Imagine waking up in the morning and having to be any one of these stupid fucks.

  • Konala Koala@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    7 hours ago

    I think he would really be seen as a sociopath if this was "RFK Jr. Recalls the Time He Was Trying to ‘Cut the Penis Out of Donald Trump’ - Reading mode.

  • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.worldEnglish
    152·
    11 hours ago

    I really don’t mean to defend this dude, so don’t take this as that. Those Os penises (animal penis bones, baculum) are very collectable. I wouldn’t want to be the person collecting and cleaning them, but this is extremely common to see people harvest baculum.

    • LuckyDevil@piefed.socialEnglish
      6·
      10 hours ago

      Interesting. Do you know why people collect them? Is it like a rabbits foot? Are there lucky raccoon penises out there?

      • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.worldEnglish
        10·
        10 hours ago

        They’re just kinda cool! It’s a Marge Simpson thing. You find them at oddity and reptile shows used as part of crafts all the time.

        I saw this watching moonshiners on the history channel, so take it with a grain of salt, but the moonshiners were obsessed with them. Since they bend down at the end, you stick the bone into the spigot where the liquid comes out of the worm bucket (where the alcohol vapor condenses into liquid). It directs the flow into a jar. You can also use a stick, but these dudes were always just carrying raccoon dick bones that I’m sure they harvested themselves.

        • kboos1@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          8 hours ago

          dudes were always just carrying raccoon dick bones that I’m sure they harvested themselves.

          That’s enough Lemmy for tonight. Time for bed

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      51·
      11 hours ago

      Yeah, that’s how I got my first racoon baculum. Fox too.

      There’s even a fairly brisk if low cost trade in them, and is generally going to come from either winter deaths after spring thaws, or road kill.

  • muxika@piefed.muxika.orgEnglish
    8·
    11 hours ago

    But Kennedy’s involvement with road kill did not stop with the bear.

    Hold the fucking phone. This is not a subject to “yes-and” into.

    To think that the Kennedy line ends like this is so damn sad.

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 hours ago

    He is such a weird and creepy guy. Even back veggie these stores when these stories came to light he had a weird vibe to him.

    I cannot fathom how anyone could think “yeah, this guy would be an excellent President!”

    Edit: curse you uncaught autocorrect mistakes!

    • egrets@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 hours ago

      back veggie these stores came to light

      I’m glad you didn’t proofread this comment veggie you posted it, because it made me laugh.

      • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 hours ago

        Holy shit, I swear autocorrect is at war with me! And I am clearly losing, lol.

        Glad my mistakes gave you a chuckle. :)