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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    Why the fuck would you drink another persons gasoline

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      Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That’s enough to last the drinker a lifetime!

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      mine went sour

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        Should’ve got some sweet crude instead

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        I think you mean it’s been aged.

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      Have you seen gas prices? Why go out and pay those prices when people just deliver it to me in their cars for free?

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      you seen the price of gas?

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      I already finished drinking their milkshake

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      Never leave your gasoline unattended! Someone might spike it!

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      It’s a siphon, sucking the liquid through the tube will get it started.

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        That makes it so much worse. Apparently you can’t be bothered to drink like a normal person.

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        BEEJEREEEEEEWWEEWWWWWWWAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhoiooooooooo

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      Well im kot going to drink my own. Thats an investment.

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