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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

you ot' a bloody loisense for that bottle o watta innit?

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you ot' a bloody loisense for that bottle o watta innit?

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • original_charles@lemmy.world
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    Well then, they should stop saying it so funny

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      Bo’o o wo’a

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    OI IS CHEWSDAY INNIT GOTTA GO BLOKES CHEWSDAY IS FER BUGGERIN ME MUM CHERIO 🔪 🇬🇧 🗼🐑 acidflaskemoji

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      bruv

  • Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk
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    Fur youz lot, the war of independence was a definin minute in your historee.

    For uz it was a fackin chewsday innit

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      That’s different from how I remember M. Bison sounding.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    oye! me an me missus were avin a bit o inanout an were intaruptd by you and you lot by makin a ruckus, ya poffs.

    smoke a kipper and bumma fag, wanka!

    now get me a boa woa, innit!?

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    https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/school-shootings-by-country

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      Oof. Mexico has 8 and Canada has 2. Just being neighbors to the US increases the odds of a school shooting happening.

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      this is the funniest possible reply I could have ever gotten on this post LMAO

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      oh no the downvotes 😂

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        😭

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      USA is number 1! whoo! We’re the best!!!

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        RAAAAA!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🏈🛢️🔫🔫

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          isn’t a killometer that thing that pops up when you start shooting blindly into a crowd?

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    I have a suspicion that Americans are actually pronouncing bottle of water this way, because with the yanks every accusation is a confession.

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      Speaking as an American, from my understanding, it’s supposed to be a lighthearted tease. No one’s being seriously malicious about a Southern English accent on this side of the pond.

      That said, having coached friends in the UK on American accents before for theater and voice acting and other things, I do have a legitimate question. Understand, I hope this is of no offense to you. But why is it the only two accents most Brits can do are Texan and Boston?

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        Speaking as an American

        Did you hear my eyes roll when I read that?

        Southern English accent

        What the fucks a ‘Southern English accent’? Accents change every 20km over here.

        why is it the only two accents most Brits can do are Texan and Boston?

        George W. Bush and Family Guy.

        Speaking as a Scot, I just say anything ridiculous with conviction and it sounds American.

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          Please understand, I’m trying to interact in good faith here.

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        As per my original comment, Every accusation is a confession; therefore Americans can only do Boston and Texan accents.

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