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minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down1·4 days agoTime to wheel out an old classic: Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa
minus-squarezabadoh@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-24 days agoDexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoConstitution is winning a tomato eating contest
minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoConstitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoWhat we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoNo, dexterity is removing the stem/core without crushing the tomato, or slicing it without smushing it
minus-squarehobovision@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoDammit now I want salsa but it’s time for bed
Time to wheel out an old classic:
Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa
Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes
Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.
Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest
Constitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.
Ever watch Cool Hand Luke?
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
No, dexterity is removing the stem/core without crushing the tomato, or slicing it without smushing it
Dammit now I want salsa but it’s time for bed