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minus-squareSumocat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up158arrow-down1·18 days agoI blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
minus-squaredudinax@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down3·18 days agoWhat are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
minus-squareJavi@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·18 days agoThat’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
minus-squareSilverCode@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·18 days agoYeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me. I like turtles 🐢
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 days agoActually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-217 days agoAnd this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!
minus-squarer3g3n3x@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 days agoPlasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.
I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.
I like turtles 🐢
Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!
Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.