The Pedophile-In-Chief will save us. Just like last time.
He’s saving the rest of the world by unwittingly discouraging travel to and from the US.
It’s in my state but I’m not worried bc between Jesus and essential oils, all will be well. /s
WEARING A MASK IS LIKE WEARING A CONDOM.
Would you risk a permanent disease for the sake of “ehh I dont like how it feels”?
“I can only breathe with a mask on my face when im hiding my identity to beat up on people of color!!! Any other time though, fuck off!!!”
“ehh I dont like how it feels”
Considering how well preventable STI’s still get around, I’d say that sentiment is a little too common. That or a lot of people are hot garbage at risk assessment.
I think it’s people believing it won’t happen to them. There is risk, but I will be an exception.
People are, in fact, hot garbage at risk assessment. See, for example, how many people refused to mask/vax during the height of the pandemic, and the concurrent death rates…
I happen to know when my (now ex-) wife cheated on me, she raw dogged him… Never would have expected that from her, she’s such a germophobe otherwise…
Hell yeah
I mean I would say its a heck of a lot easier. Having a condom all day would be kinda hard to deal with but wearing a mask is essentially the same as wearing a hat.
Forget the STI how is 18 years of child support gonna feel?
It’s more like wearing a condom so you don’t spread your STI.
thoughts and prayers /s
If this one doesn’t take out Trump, I’m eating a Chinese bat myself.
Well, like last time, Trump will get treated by the latest medicines at Walter Reed and a vaccine while the rest of the country can get fucked.
That doesn’t sound like a succulent Chinese meal
I’m eating a Chinese bat myself.
I am sniffing unpasteurized lines of pangolin right now so two steps ahead of you.
Lotta people here getting “medical newsworthy” and “general populace newsworthy” confused…
There won’t be any vaccine for this one.
Can we stop talking about this? Covid has evolved to the point of the common cold. The fact that it is spreading so quickly means it is minor.
Very few people die from colds.
A pandemic and works shut down and some people still don’t know the difference between a cold, the flu and covid and the risks for each. Especially for the very young, elderly or immune compromised.
I don’t know if I should upvote, like or downvote this news :D
It’s good to spread important news, but it is a bad news, and a reminder of a failed containment, so how the some system is supposed to work!? Non-serious answers only
Downvote. Reasons:
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This is clearly fake news by the LAME STREAM fake news media to damage
glorious leaderthe President’s fantastic work to MAGA. -
By allowing other users to see this news they start holding the concept of a new variant that is spreading fast in their head and therefore they manifest it. If enough people manifest it, it becomes true (even though it is clearly not, see above).
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Even though it is not real, COVID is also just a Chinese hoax that is just a flu so any reporting on it is spreading Chinese propaganda and therefore TREASON (and we downvote treason).
. By allowing other users to see this news they start holding the concept of a new variant that is spreading fast in their head and therefore they manifest it. If enough people manifest it, it becomes true (even though it is clearly not, see above).
Are americans orks from 40k?
Naw Americans are the Imperium of Man. ie: hates anyone that is different, destroys everything it can’t control, highly xenophobic (racist), and filled with more propaganda than Nazi Germany. and as of the past decade… most worship their emperor (Trump) as God.
Now Indians (India not Native Americans) and any country third world country… they are Space Orks. they can cobble together random trash and seemingly broken bits of technology to make cheap but useful stuff for their communities. while Americans (IoM) toss out old and broken tech… they take that broken/old tech and make computers and solar powered devices that look like they shouldn’t work but somehow magically do.
Any evidence that they aren’t?
Orks are pretty clever
great guys. now we are holding the concept of orks in our head. this is how you get orks.
Waaaaaagh
I’m American, and I found myself agreeing with this snark. Most of us are morons. I’m finally allowing myself to recognize this unfortunate reality.
The unfortunate reality is that a huge percentage of people are really stupid
Ashton Kutcher is instrumental in age controls in Europe by the way.
To be perfectly clear, he’s a fucking piece of shit and the enemy. Stop using his fucking picture please. For reference I give you an alternate opinion on Ashton Kutchmer.
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Fuck yeah, just in time for WWIII.
Influenza killed far more people than WW1.
Fortunately we have better mass destruction weapons now.
Alright if we get remote jobs again this time agree to absolutely not let this one go.
They listed jobs as remote before forcing us to come anyway last time and they will try again.
gotta have it in the contract.
They’ve told us we can’t work from home. So that’s what I’m going to say. If they try to fire me I’ll use their own words against them.
We have stronger employment law where I live.
So, this will be extra, extra bad if we have another covid-like event in the USA. People are already divided, things are rough otherwise, and lockdowns will not work under this administration. It would be total fucking chaos
Wait, I thought they wanted to declare marshal law to avoid the election… I bet we start hearing kore about how we can’t have an election because of covid…
And again, the population will be affected disproportionately based on population density, which happens to correlate strongly with political leanings.
That’s not how it played out though. Rural areas had higher death rates.
Number of infected and rate of spread was higher in higher density areas.
No worry under trump there will be no covid.
Or, will it be so bad we can’t have an election… hmmmm
Quite possibly both in the same sentence
Or, will it be so bad we can’t have an erection
I wish there was a map by county or something. Some states are just too large that it would be great to be able to see hotspots in particular.
Well, you don’t get one.
Because RFK Jr is in charge, after DOGE gutted basically all the staff in charge of doing things lile that, as well as exposing basically all internal government webservices for foreign actors and random hackers to nose their ways in.
We could try and crowd source one, but at this point, doing so might mean the government decides those involved are domestic terrorists.
Welcome to fascism, with Ya’ll Qaeda characteristics.
Reminder that during the less insane Trump Term 1, Trump spent the crucial initial months publically telling everyone it was China’s fault, stymying coordination and response planning / early stage plan activation and eventually settled out selling Federally controlled supplies to the highest State/Hospital bidder.
Oh and don’t forget to consider injecting yourself with bleach.
They still exist, but the number of samples is orders of magnitude away from what we’ve been used to in the early years of the pandemic.
We don’t have that kind of granularity anymore, both because RFK Jr and DOGE have significantly cut public health funding and because there are so many variants out there now and so little difference between them in terms of presenting symptoms
Track CDN data.
Toronto has a huge spike this week in wastewater. That’s a region of 6 million.
That doesn’t break it down by variant either tho
I recently got hit with COVID and so did my wife and kids. We all tested positive and have had recent boosters for COVID and flu. Since I’m in a city where one of these states is listed, I kind of wonder if I got this variant.
Time to invest in ivermectin suppliers.
That was a fun little county fair roller coaster ride. Well worth the 2 tickets.
Figured it was going to be about his best friend being a horse - did not see that coming lol
I’ve been boofing it for years now and my doctor says I’m as healthy as a horse
I wonder if boofing edibles weed is a thing
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