The square hole

In the Rider?

Your mom.

Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

Excerpt
“Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis,” Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. “You got a pussy in that thing?” I coughed and gulped. “Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy,” I said

It’s every dude Harley rider’s favorite seat attachment. It accuates withthe rumble of the exhaust.

Vag spreader to check the radiator cap.

Duckbill emulator

It’s to rev my engine.

Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.

This go’s up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people’s eardrums.

Has nothing to do with automotives, it’s a freaking duckbill protector!

Press the clutch, then step on that lever to crank the engine. Don’t let go of the clutch.

Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

Up the bum, Bob?