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minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·5 days agoI want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·5 days agoYou’ve never met a swan, have you? “Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food. (Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.) Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.
minus-squarelad@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI like the title of the seagull video, that’s very on point
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days ago“Remain perfectly still, their vision is based on movement.” “Nah, fuck this bird.” Kicks swan to the moon
minus-squareFrankDeath@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoBoy have I got the video game for you: Untitled Goose Game
minus-squareDigestive_Biscuit@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoHot Fuzz. But with a swan.
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoI want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just realistic velociraptors breaking out of captivity and are just mildly annoying. Then the main character gets stomped on by a brachiosaurus.
minus-squareAffine Connection@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI actually made an AI video of exactly what you just described.
I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.
You’ve never met a swan, have you?
“Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.
(Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)
Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.
I like the title of the seagull video, that’s very on point
“Remain perfectly still, their vision is based on movement.”
“Nah, fuck this bird.” Kicks swan to the moon
Boy have I got the video game for you: Untitled Goose Game
Hot Fuzz. But with a swan.
I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just realistic velociraptors breaking out of captivity and are just mildly annoying. Then the main character gets stomped on by a brachiosaurus.
I actually made an AI video of exactly what you just described.