return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTrump says he's directing the Pentagon to release files related to UFOs and alienswww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down16
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minus-squareandallthat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-24 days ago“The White House called. Asked to release the UFO files!” “F##k… again?? Smith, what do we have left?” "General McRuff just sent this picture of a massive cylindrical object that… " “That’s a dick pic, Smith”
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoI’m gonna need you to forward me that pic as “evidence”.
minus-squareandallthat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoAsking for dick pics on the internet. That’s what courage looks like, soldiers!
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI’m a Privates Investigator, it’s my job to inspect “evidence”.
“The White House called. Asked to release the UFO files!”
“F##k… again?? Smith, what do we have left?”
"General McRuff just sent this picture of a massive cylindrical object that… "
“That’s a dick pic, Smith”
I’m gonna need you to forward me that pic as “evidence”.
Asking for dick pics on the internet. That’s what courage looks like, soldiers!
I’m a Privates Investigator, it’s my job to inspect “evidence”.