• scarabic@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      I’d love to meet him on the Playa. I’d lure him into my golf cart, whispering of a secret orgy tent way out beyond the trash fence. I’d drive and drive until the battery was at 49% and then dump his ass in the middle of nowhere and haul it back.