…And cheat at curling
I’m just gonna go make some popcorn while I wait for the random Swede or Canadian to wander into this thread.
Swede here, I don’t care about sports, but online drama tickles my fancy.
Hello, random Canadian curler here
We wasn’t exactly as nice about it as I was lead to believe a Canadian would be.
I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho
I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.
Hello, Kate Wood here.
how fast can you run?
At least 4 knots. Maybe 5 idk.
Why do they portray Canadians like Pokemon characters
So quite similar to N. Korea 🤔
Mid Europe here, same currently.
Sadly, there is a need to say they are not 'murica now, can’t stay so much kind and polite anymore. Understandable but sad.
I am not expecting japanese fascists to think out of stereotypes.
This isn’t real. Someone posted the real dialogue elsewhere in this thread.
i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing
Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!
Sörry
Yeah, some of the key Canadian words are missing, eh?
Yeah, that hoser needs to take off
I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
25 years ago this was a bit silly, but these days it’s like saying: “Look, I’m not on the Epstein List!”
But Canada is in America
Continents aren’t real.
Which continent is Russia in? Is Costa Rica in the same continent as Mexico or are they in different continents? Is “Central America” a continent?
It’s all made up bullshit, so why not just say Canada is it’s own continent?
The only purpose of Central America is to not have Mexicans on the same continent as US people.
I fully agree with you, but add the additional point that countries are fictions as well.
While we’re on the topic, borders are very fictitious.
Countries have leaders, cultures, and history. They’re at least as real is this web forum we’re communicating on is.
I’ll give you this; historically, they’re at least as real as the concept of whiteness.
Ya, and Europe is not a continent. What a super intelligent position to take.
There is no “America” by your definition. There are 800 million people in “the Americas”. Half of them refer to their county as simply “America”. Like 500 times a day. At least 100 million of the rest also use this label for the USA as does a big chunk of the world. When Churchill said, “You can always count of the Americans to do the right thing but too late”, was he talking about Chile or Canada?
I would say the “United States” but then some moron will point out that this could mean the United States of Mexico as if just saying “United States” or “America” is confusing anybody. Does the US National Guard protect Mexico? Cuba or Belize? The US Marines?
Do you think “America, fuck ya” is something people from Kentucky say to celebrate Honduras? Do you think “America the beautiful” is a song about Peru? Do you think the “American National Anthem” is pro Mexico?
Do you think “American football” is what they play in Brazil? Because they sure don’t play it in Canada.
And the 7,000,000,000,000 YouTube videos about “the American President”, who elected him?
It is hard for me to believe that somebody thought this would seem like a smart thing to say.
Calm down lmao
USians are so poor, they can’t even get a name of its own for their country.
I run into people all the time who use the term “America” without at all meaning that country wedged between Mexico and Canada. Los Estados Unidos is often how you’ll hear the nation state referred to in Latin America, whereas “America” usually refers to the entire hemisphere.
It always blew my mind that the USA colonized the word America to have it refer only to themselves. How fucking on-brand is that?
Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.
We aren’t - this is spot on
I’m American. That’s how we view you guys as well.
Good.
The biggest insult a Canadian could ever hear is being called ‘American’.
Shit as an American the biggest insult I could ever hear is being called an American. That isn’t the flex you think it is
Is Kate single?
You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?
IN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
oilmaple syrup
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid…
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.
By this time the only thing water was to me is blanding.
Does that make ranch the second one?
In the Midwest, yes
Fuck, that last bit cracked me up. Consider it stolen.
Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.
She hung out with Rob Ford
If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.
They coulda put “aboot” in there
Now now, there’s no need to stick aboot in!
Ms. Wood is incredibly based
