• threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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    29 days ago

    Amazon: The FCC says we have to launch half our constellation by next year. What rockets y’all got?

    SpaceX: We’ll sell you as many Falcon 9 launches as you want!

    Amazon: Haha, we wouldn’t buy launches from you unless our board forced us to! Any other offers?

    Blue Origin: We have New Glenn, but it isn’t ready yet.

    ULA: Best we can do is nine Atlas Vs. We have Vulcan too, but it isn’t ready yet.

    Arianespace: Oui oui, nous avons une fusée pour vous.