Scientists have been forced to rethink the intelligence of cattle after an Austrian cow named Veronika displayed an impressive – and until now undocumented – knack for tool use.
Witgar Wiegele, an organic farmer and baker from a small town in Carinthia near the Italian border, keeps Veronika as a pet and noticed that she occasionally played with sticks and used them to scratch her body.
Word soon got around and before long a video clip of the cow’s behaviour reached biologists in Vienna who specialise in animal intelligence. They immediately grasped the importance of the footage. “It was a cow using an actual tool,” said Dr Antonio Osuna Mascaró at the city’s University of Veterinary Medicine. “We got everything ready and jumped in the car to visit.”
Veronika is far from making even misshapen tools, but her prowess in using them has impressed nonetheless. Over seven sessions of 10 trials, the researchers witnessed 76 instances of tool use as she grabbed the broom to scratch otherwise unreachable regions. Using both ends of the brush counts as multi-purpose tool use, the scientists say, which is extraordinarily rare. Beyond humans, it has only been shown convincingly in chimpanzees.
Scientists: You see, what separates man from animal is tool use.
Animals: okay watch this…
Today is cows with sticks, tomorrow Cows With Guns
Rise of the planet of the cows
Flock assemble.
Veronika hid in the forest, Read books with great zeal
She loved Che Guevera, A revolutionary vealSlaughter House: Cows Revenge.
Take my money, I want to watch that
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What’s next? Chickens in choppers?
So what you’re saying is…chicken attack?
Wrong country
The mammal brain acts like a mammal? No…
Just came from watching the video and intended to post this. :) Truly impressive.
And likely possible due to the environment she lives in - very different from that of dairy cows. They don’t live that long and don’t have chances of exploring the world.
We lose so much by treating animals like they’re nothing but food for humans.
“Cow Tools” was real all along
From the article …
Tool use is well known in chimps, crows, dolphins and even octopuses. The latter have been filmed throwing shells at one another. But livestock have never been considered the sharpest of animals. Gary Larson’s 1982 Far Side cartoon, Cow Tools, shows a cow standing behind a table of oddly shaped objects. It confused scores of readers, including Larson’s mother, prompting him to explain: “While I have never met a cow who could make tools, I felt sure that if I did, they (the tools) would lack something in sophistication and resemble the sorry specimens shown.”
There is no suggestion that Veronika’s skills are evidence of the evolution of an ominous new species of super-cow. As the scientists write in the study: “She did not fashion tools like the cow in Gary Larson’s cartoon, but she selected, adjusted and used one with notable dexterity and flexibility. Perhaps the real absurdity lies not in imagining a tool-using cow, but in assuming such a thing could never exist.”
Veronika is gorgeous!
She is, and I bet she’s fun to be around too.
We used to have a couple of cows when I was a kid. Shoveling their shit was hard but they’d always let you give them a hug and lick your hand. Lived a long life and gave us a lot.
My grandparents had a typical crop farm with a few chickens and one hog/one steer per year (to slaughter in fall for meat), and a milk cow. I used to love visiting them and watching grandpa give the cats a few shots of milk.
Good times back then.
She got a sister? Can I get a number?
Chickens are going to have to up their game.
good…now can we reassess the intelligence of scientists?
INCOMING! THE VEGANS ARE INCOMING!
Respecting animals doesn’t mean you have to become vegan. It does mean tha we shouldn’t be housing them in massive barns and killing them by the millions.
I feel like we shouldn’t be doing that regardless of their intellect. I eat meat btw. I believe in free roaming meat of all kinds.
I agree actually. Im just warning you this post will be a vegan magnet.
Vegans are fine.
I do take issue with PETA tho as they have wiped out local economies and thrust them into poverty with their anti-fur stance.
Yup. My comment isnt anti-vegan for the record. They just show up en mass.
As I do for misogynistic trash articles.
To each their own.
Don’t worry, this animal wielding a stick is still incomprehensibly dumb enough that it still would look good on a barbecue.
I get why you would think that vegans would use this as a “see! I told you animals were complex!” but no one ever said they weren’t, just that they are tasty.
