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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • polotype@lemmy.ml
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    “I don’t know a woman who doesn’t like pockets” There, fixed it for you ;)

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    Speaking as a straight guy, I can’t blame her for not finding men attractive.

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Strange. I can definently not agree. I think men look awesome. And im a heterosexual attracted to women, of course. But still, I think men look good.

      I mean, not the men who let themselves go completely. But just ordinary men. Looks fine!

      And honestly, when men get to 35 or so, they look better than women. At least my opinion.

    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        The sheer amount and sheer quality of posts with men hitting on me, make it very frustrating to be straight.

        I curse my straightness every day.

        Guy offered to undress me “gently”, nearly turned me gay xD.

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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          I’m not trying to “gay you” but you could easily be biromantic but heterosexual, ya know? As in romantically attracted to people of all genders but only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            Huh, interesting concept. That would be better than being Aro. Very interesting! 🤷‍♂️

            • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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              I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.

        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Undress you gently? As opposed to what, body-slamming you onto the bed and ripping your clothes into shreds??

          • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            24 hours ago

            They wanna be treated like Mankind in 1998

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        Don’t. Everyone has their preferences, which was the point.

        • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I mean, I’m just sad that other people can’t enjoy the things I do. I don’t want to be forcing anyone to like anything but I’m sad others can’t share the happiness I get out of things they aren’t into. It’s like, I don’t like olives, and a friend of mine loves them and is sad for me that they don’t make me happy too. Anyway I meant it in a positive way, though I think I did a bad job of wording it and it was thus misconstrued. Idk, sorry for commenting, I keep telling myself I should keep my mouth shut and then commenting anyway andannoy people

          • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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            Never apologize for giving your opinion. If you do it badly, then do what you did and expand on it. I don’t like olives either. Nasty things. :D But I get other people do, and probably don’t like things I do. I can appreciate why people may like them, even prefer them over lots of things, I just don’t myself. Can’t change that. And the olives are always there if I ever get a craving for them, just not my thing.

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      10 hours ago

      WHY ARE WE WHISPERING

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Replace fit with fat and we have a deal

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      girthy?

      • ickplant@lemmy.world
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        Dad bod? Still would.

        • darthinvidious@lemmy.world
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          19 hours ago

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCryYyJzQ4

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    Technically, they know her now.

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      Can you ever really know anyone?

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        Biblically know? Sure, technically.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      More like they know of her than anything else.

    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      They also said they weren’t attracted, not that they couldn’t appreciate

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        Right? I’m straight, but I can still appreciate Ryan Reynolds without a shirt.

  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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    Hush hush, eye to eye

  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world
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    Check and Mate, smarty-pants 🤣

    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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      Please hands off the smartees I hoard in pants.

      • Nugscree@lemmy.world
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        Sooooo, is that a tube of smarties in your pocket? …

        • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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          I’m just happy to see you.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Would you say…Shay Shay?

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      deleted by creator

  • darthinvidious@lemmy.world
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    Reddit in a nutshell.

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    Ah, a woman of culture.

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    So she did know a woman who didn’t but she dead now? RIP grandma.

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